my new favorite thing is dean getting hit in the face with holy water
he just looks so done
"Can you fucking not."
Your sister is dead. Because of you.
Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!
i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about
Bones being 900% done with Jim
I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher.
Here’s where people are making their mistake: They’re going for the superglass instead of the metal that holds it.
Reason #356 why it’s actually a GOOD thing Tumblr users don’t leave their rooms
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”